REPORT: Biden Abruptly Leaves Campaign Trail

Joe Biden has apparently returned to his basement.

Reporters have noted that the Democratic presidential candidate suddenly left the campaign trail days ago and has remained firmly sequestered behind the closed doors of his domicile, even after Labor Day weekend came to a close.

I guess it’s less likely that he will be caught forgetting his own grandchildren’s names that way.

Although the election is a mere 55 days away, the Boston Globe’s Jazmine Ulloa, who is covering Biden, comically reported, “Hi from Wilmington, where there’s nothing to report but a lid,” according to Breitbart.

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