BREAKING: Leftist Loser Quits Election In Texas – So Pathetic

Democrat Matthew Dowd has dropped out of the race for Texas Lieutenant Governor.

Dowd released a self indulgent letter on Twitter, and Nolte of Breitbart News ripped him apart for it.

“In the annals of self-regard, of casting yourself as the brave and selfless hero of your own story, Matthew Dowd manages to make Jake Tapper (D-CNN) look humble,” reports Nolte of Breitbart News.

“I have made the decision from a place of integrity,” said Dowd.

“Integrity? This is the same guy, who announced his run for office just two years after calling for ‘white male Christians’ to stop running for political office,” said Nolte.

“Of course, after so brazenly violating that pledge, in this hilarious love letter to himself, he’s claiming he’s dropping out of the race to honor that pledge, and not because his campaign was gaining absolutely zero traction—unless you consider online mockery traction,” reported Nolte of Breitbart News.

“Seriously, y’all, Dowd’s nine percent favorability rating had nothing AT ALL to do with this decision,” said Nolte.

“What a thing is must be to live in the kind of velvet bubble Dowd does, a bubble where this kind of slimy pomposity, this creepy pridefulness, this self-satisfied egotism, does not get you laughed out of the club,” concluded Nolte.

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